For the ones who love a little humor, a little conspiracy spice, and a whole lot of comfort. Featuring the playful slogan “Once You Go Flat, You Never Go Back” paired with a clean flat-earth graphic, this tee brings personality to any outfit.
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors C1717, this shirt feels like your favorite tee from day one — soft-washed, garment-dyed, and perfectly broken in. Thick enough to last, soft enough to live in, and bold enough to turn heads.
Features:
6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun USA cotton
Preshrunk & garment-dyed for that lived-in feel
Set-in sleeves with double-needle stitching for durability
Twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder
1” ribbed collar with top-stitched neckline
Sustainably & ethically made with USA-grown cotton
Whether you’re stirring the pot, making a statement, or just love a good laugh — this tee keeps it flat, keeps it comfy, and keeps it Southern Cameaux
